Staines on Thames

What a conundrum this conjures up! I had no idea that the fathers of Staines had decided to insult the Thames in this way as I remarked during tea with the "A" group at Sheperton! If I may speak as it were on behalf of "Old Father Thames" I have never been so insulted in my life by any suggestion that I am stained, either on my surface or on my bottom! What would Barbara say if I suggested that her underwear had "Staines"?
Graham retorted by saying that Irene has some wonderful pictures in her abode (in Staines) of Staines in all it's pristinen glory in the old days when it was referred to as just plain "Staines"!

B Ride 31 October 2012

19 of us set out from Addlestone. I forgot to call the register and it would embarrass me to have an incomplete list. We went to the river in Weybridge and then all the way along the towpath to Kingston. There were a few puddles but no mud, the path surface is quite reasonable and it was good to be by the river with no traffic. I'm conscious that going north doesn't suit everyone so we lost a few along the way. We stopped briefly at Hampton Court for a photo:

 

Anyway we got to the Boater's Inn just downstream from Kingston where we had a pretty good lunch at a table looking across the river. After lunch we went to Richmond Park which looked lovely with the leaves just turning We entered at the south-western corner and left by the Star and Garter. Then to a idiosyncratic cafe called "The Original Maids of Honour" (by Kew Gardens) where they provided "delectable pastries":

 

We only had two possible candidates for maids, they didn't seem eligible as maids in the traditional sense so I reckoned they must be old maids:

 

 

We had got down to only five at tea, a rather high wastage rate!

 

 

 

 

B Group - 31st October

Bernard's flat and easy route from Addlestone DC to The Boatman in Kingtson, and thence to Kew via Richmond Park for a very posh afternoon tea

(Sorry about the poor resolution in this map)

A Group 31st October

A flat but pacey run from Simon today.  35.16 miles from elevenses at Addlestone to tea at Shepperton; lunch at Fifield.  Rolling average 13.2mph, maximum speed 26.5mph and 1,575 calories.

Lights on on the way home.

Mark

Phil Marx

Phil's daughter, Veronica, e-mailed me this morning with news that Phil died last Sunday. She will inform me of funeral arrangements.

Terry

Franks Dream Machine Tricycle

Not wishing to superimpose Jeff's message from Doreen about Ron see item below. Meanwhile for those that are interested see my blog on KPRC regarding Franks prang on the trike. It seems that as a 71yr old my recollection of the vision I saw of what happened is muddled but I truly believe that the motorist was being very aggressive and should not have been overtaking on the hatching! In other words he should not have put himself in a position where as he put it he was forced into the hatching by the right turning cyclists, that is he should have stayed back and not overtaken until it was safe to do so!
Does anyone have another or any opinion on this? I do think that we were very lucky not to have ended up with a more serious outcome than we did and though I hope not I do hope that Frank does not have longer term pain that may later manifest itself. I speak from bitter experience from nearly being killed by a motorist in 1976 when the Police took no action and now many years later I have serious arthritis in my right ankle!

Having said that I must pay tribute to the off duty police officer who took complete and admirable control of the situation.

Ron Powney

Ron is now in St Helier Hospital as from Tues 23rd Oct. He is in ward C6 (C Block, 6th floor, Cardiac Care Unit) and visiting hours are 2.30pm to 8.00pm. I'll let you know when he comes home.
Doreen 

A Group 24 October

Downhill - Root Hill - Brockham - Betchworth

The A group's downhill started before the first uphill. As a tooting motorist tried to overtake us as we were indicating to turn right into Punchbowl Lane, there was a touching of wheels and two of our number came down in the middle of the A25. Frank came down heavily and John Bellamy grazed his foot. A passing off-duty policeman called an ambulance and the police and organised proceedings. Statements were taken. Many thanks to Maggie for her description of the incident from the back of the tandem.

 Frank and John were examined in the ambulance; Frank shaken but not broken, John's foot cleaned and dressed and fortunately  no visit to A&E necessary. However, the wheels of Frank's new trike will need some serious surgery and the brake blocks of John's front wheel caused a problem that persuaded hin not to try and ride the bike any further. Mike Morley very kindly agreed to ride home (up Pebble Hill) to return with his car to take Frank and trike back home. In the meantime Pete Barnard led the rest of the group to the top of Root Hill, though I understand that disappointingly, not everybody made it there. But the show went on and I gather was a  success.

The A Group lunched in the excellent Dolphin, after which, with blue skies and ever brightening sunshine,  I led a brisk ride South to Rusper and back via Capel and Newdigate to tea at Denbies. Many thanks to Terry for organising the event, to Ed for creating some fine new trophies and to the worthy winners, with Grant winning by a mile.

Jeff

B Group 24 October

A good start to the day - notice at entrance to Dorking Christian Centre.

After Jeff kindly set off leading the many As to Root Hill, I led a similar number of Bs eastwards out of Dorking, to be surprised just short of Punchbowl Lane where an incident with the As had just occurred. Realising we really couldn't help we carried on to the hill to find Pete Barnard and some As approaching from the opposite direction.

With Pete 'pushing off' (the competitors) I went first and put a stake in the ground where I stopped. Liz came next, but having been 'carved up' by a car , causing her to brake, didn't go as far as she might. Pam soon appeared and travelled further. Meanwhile my marker was soon passed with Tony just beating Bernard. Stephanie was runner-up to Pam. Soon Grant appeared and travelled much further than anyone.

The As had lunch at The Dolphin, Betchworth and the Bs dined at The Royal Oak, Brockham, where the winners received beautiful unique wooden awards carved by Ed - thanks, Ed. Runners-up received tubes . After lunch the Bs had a ride round the lanes, calling in at The Dolphin to find Maggie, Mark and Luke just about to depart. Most of us had refreshments at Annie's before making our separate ways.

Next year the fwc will be at a different time of year at a different venue - you have been warned!

Terry

Ed's trophies

Ed's Trophies for the freewheel competition

B Group - 24th October

Todays ride which included the Freewheel competition and after lunch at Brockham, a nice tour of the country lanes

Christmas Lunch

 For those who like to plan ahead, there are 67 cycling days to Xmas. In anticipation, Pam and Irene are arranging the MWW Xmas lunch. Details are:

For the A Group:

Date:     12 December, after ride from Dorking.
Venue:    Cap in Hand, Hook.
Cost:     £7.25 for main course and drink. Starter £2 and dessert £2.
Orders with £3 non-refundable deposit should be placed with Pam.

For the B Group:

Date:     19 December, after ride  from Leatherhead.
Venue:    The King's Tun, Kingston.
Cost:     £8.25 for main course and drink. Starter £2 and dessert £2.
Orders with £3 non-refundable deposit should be placed with Irene.

Should demand exceed capacity, the earlier you pay, the higher you are on the list. Hopefully nobody will be disappointed.

The reason for the difference in cost is that Wetherspoons does not have a uniform Xmas tariff, so different outlets have differing prices. All enquiries to the company please.

Jeff

P.S. Here is a link to the Cap in Hand Xmas menu  -  and the  Booking Form
       Here is a link to the Kings Tun Xmas menu -  and the  Booking Form

If you download the Booking Form, you can print off and complete the individual menu choice of Starter, Main Meal and Dessert to give to Pam or Irene with your deposit. Copies will be available for those still innocent of the www. Please make sure that you click on the correct link as the prices differ!

The CTC is at it again

Draft CTC Policy Handbook for Member Groups

The CTC has returned to one of its favourite pastimes - meddling with the structure of District Associations, Sections and Member Groups. It has produced a draft CTC Policy Handbook for Member Groups. I do not recall reading anything about this in Cycle or CycleClips and can find nothing on the new CTC website. Have I missed it? The CTC continues its superlative record of communicating openly and fully with its membership. To be fair, the document has been sent to our DA Secretary, except there is no DA.

We are told that "Groups MUST no longer use words such as 'District Association' or 'Section' in their titles as these terms are now redundant." As Editor of the Sou'Wester, I imagined that this was the Newsletter of South West London DA - that is what it says. The centre pages give details of our 'Section Rides'. Oh dear, what terrible punishment awaits us?

A couple of years ago, without any cogent argument or understanding of what it was doing, the CTC made a dog's dinner of the membership structure. As a result, the Midweek Wayfarers decided that they did not want to become a formal Member Group and opted to be an Informal Member Group.

This new draft policy instructs that if we want to be an Informal Member group, "we must submit a written request to the Secretary of the Formal Member Group with which (we) wish to be associated." There isn't one! And there isn't a DA! But the Cheam & Morden is a Formal Member Group.

So perhaps we shall go back to what we were before, but call ourselves a Member Group insead of a DA. Maybe the wheel will turn full circle. All we want  is to be left alone to organise our rides, within the reasonable requirements of what used to be our Club. But we are not a charity and are not part of the CTC Charitable Trust. Where exactly do we fit into the CTC, other than by paying our subscriptions? Nobody has yet told us.

Despite this disorganised shambles, I'm sure that we shall be able to sort ourselves out.

If anybody would like to punish themselves by reading this draft policy, I have put a copy on Google Docs. You will find it much more effective than valium in helping you to sleep and it is not addictive. Masochists, please click on this link and good luck!

The document does not say that it is for consultation nor invite comments, but we may wish to respond. Gordon Seabright, the 'new' CTC Chief Executive, will be attending our DA AGM at Hersham on 14 November. You might wish to raise a question or two.

Jeff

Ron Powney

Update on Ron from Doreen.

"He is still in the Brompton but now waiting for a bed at St Helier Hosp rehab. He's been making good progress lately and can walk a considerable distance and has been on the exercise bike. Unfortunately, I've been unable to visit him since Tues 9th when a sore throat began to develop. This led to sniffles and then a chest infection and laryngitis which needed an antibiotic and steam inhalation. Improving now so hope it won't be too long before I can visit him wherever he is. Hope it won't be too long before he is home."

Doreen

Easy Riders - 17th October

Ron led this ride, in place of Roger, taking a dozen or so Easy Riders into Horton Country Park. The first stop was a sequoia (giant redwood) tree where a lesson in how to measure the height of a big tree was given to the baffled group. Part two of the lesson entailed learning how to assess the age of such a tree. Once the group had recovered they soldiered on, up onto the old railway embankment where the Horton Light Railway used to convey coal and other essential supplies to the five hospitals in the complex. They carried on past a small brick building which is believed to have once housed an electrical generator for emergency lighting for the hospitals but which is now used as a bat roost. After carrying on around the old railway path as far as the small museum, for a quick visit, the peloton resumed the course around the railway to West Park in the hope of seeing a peregrine falcon which is known to live on the old boiler house smoke stack. Sadly he or she was not in residence. Thence to Epsom Common and the Stew Ponds and on to Ashtead for a lunch of fish and chips for some and to The Woodman for others. After lunch the group rode on to 'The Wells' which was the original source of Epsom Salts, and into the Day Centre nearby to be treated by Ron to a cup of tea. The final educational excursion of the day was to another small museum in the foyer of the David Lloyd Centre to learn how the five hospitals were provided with hot and cold running water, as well as gas and electricity.

- Ron W.

Phoenix Reborn

I could have sworn that Mike was there

Where's Mad Hatter Mike the Wayward Wayfarer!

Well here I am back home after a splendid day out doing the BEC & Catford Hill Climbs except that due to my waywardness I missed out on Yorks Hill. Having regrouped at the Cock we then set off via Braestead to do Hogtrough Hill and this time I thought that I would not get left behind and set off to be first at the top (I had been last up White Lane (BEC) in the morning. Having got to the top no one was in sight so I assumed we turn left and carried on at a slow pace not wanting to get cold. This is where I became even more wayward, I went past the Titsey turn and carried on slowly. Then I stopped and waited and no one came so I retraced my steps. Then I realised my mistake so chased on to Titsey Hill and Purley Cross towards Oaks Park. I tried to call Mark several times on mobile but traffic noise was horrendous so in the end I went home to smoke my pipe as I had no idea of Mark's address. No doubt more cakes for the rest & apologies to Maggie that I missed the treat!

B Group 17th October

Eleven of us set off for Lingfield  through Marden Park and then down to Godstone where Stephanie punctured. Ed's years of practice made swift work of this and we were soon on the road again along a short stretch of A25 ( with cycle lane) to Tandridge. A swift descent through the village was followed by a left turn into Southlands Lane and a somewhat circuitous route to Lingfield. We navigated the waters of Pope's Lane and continued south through Merle Common to Haxted, then taking Piers Lane to approach Lingfield past the racecourse.

At the Star we found Bob, who had abandoned our meanderings, already well fed. We were swiftly and cheerfully served - a very pleasant pub. Ian left us to catch the train home and Bob headed off at Outwood to ensure he didnt miss the football. We continued to South Nutfield and soon left Peter to make his way philanthropically to Redhill. Eight of us remained for the last climb up Fullers Wood Road to the A25 before the descent to Merstham and tea at Fanny's. 31 miles from elevenses and 55 in total for me.

B Group - 17th October

Maps showing Brian's ride in two parts, the morning ride from Caterham to Lingfield, and the afternoon ride to Fannys Farm for afternoon tea

Most of the Bs would agree that Brian's ride merits a rainbow edition of the route map, courtesy of GPS Visualizer using a Google Hybrid map:

A Group 17 October

Caterham on the Hill - Ide Hill - Carshalton

Bec Hill Climb.

Chartwell - Where's Mike?

Catford Hill Climb

The reward: a feast of cake -  grateful thanks from all to Mrs G

Somebody had to make the sacrifice, so I had the honour of getting to the top of the hills first, to capture on film the happy smiles of the riders as they crested the summit. This did mean that I had to take a rather more circuitous but quicker route!