Sunday, January 05, 2014

8th January - Water Sports

 Health and Safety Impact Assessment

Further to Paul's admonitory advice, there are alternatives for those who do not want to get their bottom brackets wet. In addition to a spare inner tube as a flotation aid, please pack a pair of flippers. Staying in bed is not an option. Before putting on your lycra body suit,  a thick layer of goose fat should be generously larded over the whole body. Do not forget the sunglasses and the suntan factor 20 in case of severe weather conditions. All  those embarking on the A Group ride should hold an Extreme Conditions Survival Diploma (Advanced) or equivalent. Anybody without rides entirely at their own risk and the leader takes no responsibility for the consequences.

Jeff


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